Smarty Smarty Pants "You Spread'm We'll Cover'm"

Update: 2024-06-03

Description

Ladies & gentleman there is a serious problem in the US that no one is addressing! The latest data shows ingenuity, drive & domination directly correlate to wearing pants and alarmingly 87.7% of Americans are unable to put on pants.

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"You Spread'm We'll Cover'm"